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Nope Unisex t-shirt White

from $26.00
Everyone sees a tandem and are like "oh that could be fun". Uh, no it isn't unless you are really into another person controlling all aspects of your ride and you enjoy (if you're in the rear) having your face all up in your partner's sweaty bum. Sound fun? NOPE! This super soft t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and it won't destroy your marriage!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Each Product is made to order so, you know, no exchanges or returns.
• We’re Wheelie Wonka, not Jeff Bezos. Shipping aint free and will be calculated at checkout.
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Everyone sees a tandem and are like "oh that could be fun". Uh, no it isn't unless you are really into another person controlling all aspects of your ride and you enjoy (if you're in the rear) having your face all up in your partner's sweaty bum. Sound fun? NOPE! This super soft t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and it won't destroy your marriage!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Each Product is made to order so, you know, no exchanges or returns.
• We’re Wheelie Wonka, not Jeff Bezos. Shipping aint free and will be calculated at checkout.
Everyone sees a tandem and are like "oh that could be fun". Uh, no it isn't unless you are really into another person controlling all aspects of your ride and you enjoy (if you're in the rear) having your face all up in your partner's sweaty bum. Sound fun? NOPE! This super soft t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and it won't destroy your marriage!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Each Product is made to order so, you know, no exchanges or returns.
• We’re Wheelie Wonka, not Jeff Bezos. Shipping aint free and will be calculated at checkout.

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Westminster, MD.
(443) 952-3381

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  • Each Product is made to order so, you know, no exchanges or returns.

  • We’re Wheelie Wonka, not Jeff Bezos. Shipping aint free and will be calculated at checkout.

  • Items ship after they are made. Shipping generally occurs within 7 days of purchase but may require more time depending on the item. Be patient.

  • We ship in the U.S. only at this time.